Oooh for a caption

I know my 100th posting should be more auspicious but hell, I cannot begin to think of captions for this particular photo:

Air steward: "ah but sher it goes up in the air anyways, knowotimeanli."

Big Ian: "typical Free Staters, one move and the wheels come off."

Dermot Mannion: "Big Ian's just put his hand on my arse!"

Facebook account - begone!